Tuesday, March 24, 2009

Ahem, Breaking News:

We interrupt your regularly scheduled blogpost to bring you this disturbing announcement:

BREAKING NEWS: (Tuesday, 9:30am, eastern standard time) A large, red volcano has descended upon the nose of one, CBK, eighteen-year-old college freshman in Collegeville, Florida. Witnesses reported first seeing the object, herein referred to as "The Pimple", at around four o'clock yesterday afternoon. At this time, the situation continues to worsen. Dermatological experts have been called in to bring medication and hopefully reduce the monstrosity. While we are still investigating the cause of The Pimple, early results point to stress.

It's going to be that kind of day.


1 comment:

  1. just wear the wayfarers at all times. problem solved. :)